Nutso Facto

1. Something that is extreme to the nuts factor.
2. A much smarter-sounding way of saying "that's nuts."
3. A revised version of the latin phrase 'ipso facto,' referring to a transitive property of truth that is, in your opinion, totally fucking bogus.

"I found out that my dad put his company in my name to avoid taxes, and now the company's being audited. Nutso facto, I'm going to prison."
"Dude that sucks, you're like, nine."

by Zimmermann August 12, 2006

nutso ballistic

a term used whenever someone is going batshit crazy

“Hey John, why’s he going nutso ballistic on us?”

“Apparently he drank too much.”

by barney’s lover December 25, 2021

Uncle Nutso

An adult who acts crazy, often a boss. Someone who needs medication to act normal.
A person with a "god" like complex.

Uncle Nutso did it again! Yeah, he is crazier than a shithouse rat!

Uncle Nutso sure is paranoid!

by Walking on Eggshells August 14, 2008

PITA NUTSO

this holy landmark was discovered by sir mugy but was claimed by the leaders of the Khaundan MK. at first a simple area now a common communication area, and where the people of the khaundan arrange meetings. This place is a sacred area in streetsville and is known by many as the one and only area for conversation.

"RUWAAAAANIIIIII, DO YOU WANNA GO TO PITTTTTAAAAAA NUTSOOOOOOO" - MK (group leader)
" y'all hitting pita nutso? I heard MK is there with Wani, want some of the special? yeah on the rocks." - Member of Khaundan (maybe Ali KAUUUWNNNNNNNN)

by FREAKY_AKEL6969696969 May 1, 2024

nutsak

In ancient Roman culture, Nutsak (from the Latin adjective Nutsakis, "fruitful, blessed, happy, lucky") is a condition of divinely inspired productivity, blessedness, or happiness. Nutsak could encompass both a person's well being, and luck or good fortune. The divine personification of Nutsak was cultivated as deity . Although Nutsak may be translated as "good luck," and the deity Nutsak shares some characteristics and attributes with Nutsako, the two were distinguished in Roman religion. Nutsako was unpredictable and its effects could be negative, as the existence of an altar to Mala Nutsako ("Bad Luck") acknowledges. Nutsak, however, always had a positive significance. Nutsak appears with several epithets that focus on aspects of his divine power.

Nutsak had a temple in Rome as early as the mid-3rd century BC, and during the Republican era was honored at two official festivals of Roman state religion, on Septermber 1 in conjunction with Plano and October 15 as Nutsak Nutsako. Nutsak continued to play an important role in Imperial cult, and was frequently portrayed on coins as a symbol of the wealth and prosperity of the Ancient Empire.

Nutsak I want to thank you for all you have done for me and all that you will continue to help me do in my life. I want to ask that you give me the strength that I need to make it out of this difficult moment in my life. All I ask is that through your power and blessing that I am able to fulfill my potential as a person. Amen!

by Robert O'neil December 21, 2016

nuts.com

Part of an angry instruction that usually precedes a barroom brawl or amateurish street fight. It is usually part of an imperative beginning with: Eat my…; Suck my…, or, Bite my…; depending on regional preferences.

If you ever hear this either leave the area immediately or duck because the chairs are about to start flying.

Fuck you, motherfucker! Eat my nuts.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022

Thunder Nuts

When a tranny farts on your balls. Or the simple act of smacking your balls off their butthole.

Man.... Jimmy looks like you got poo and corn on your shirt. Nope Kristy gave me Thunder Nuts.

Don't pull out Sean....I want to give you Thunder Nuts.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 28, 2020