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nutjacking

Slang for masturbating, particularly performed by males.
I can't wait for Britney Spears to lose some weight so I can get back to nutjacking to "Oops!... I Did It Again."
by silaszeus@lycos.com June 29, 2006
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optimal nutcracking height

An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021
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nutsacking

At night time, a car full of people park infront of a house. The driver proceeds to lay on the horn until a light is observed to be turn on in said house. The driver then counts to 3 then everyone in the car yells 'NUTSACK' as loud as they can. Then driver drives the group off to repeat this action again. Can be done to same house multiple times or even random people walking down the street.
"Hey man, we are getting some guys together to go NUTSACKING later. Its going to be hilarious. You interested?"
by project_satan661 April 16, 2009
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nutsacking

to stretch your nutsack over someones mouth and nose
i will be "nutsacking" her tonite...
by dirty d April 23, 2003
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nitpicking

Nitpicking = "rompebolas" in argentina slang
No seas rompebolas, ese anime es muy bueno. Sos muy nitpicking.
by Vulkast June 29, 2020
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Nutpicking

When a girl picks yo nuts
Oo no she is nutpicking my nuts
by NegroNut69 booiiiiiiii May 30, 2018
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Nutsacking

When your ass gets so tight you have the urge to cum in your socks
P1: Bro. THAT MAN just nutsacked.
P2: That man is nutsacking.
P3: I Nutsacked.
P1/P2: AYOOO
by Farderofpoop2023 November 22, 2023
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