Nugless Dugless

one without nug, without weed

A:does J have any chron?

B: naaah, hes a nugless dugless

by slybaboon May 25, 2010

nutmess

"Nutmess" is when one ruins articles of cloth, Ex. towels, bed sheets, pants, with their seamen after ejaculating or sex.

Dude, I made a total nutmess on your sister's bed last night

by uh blow me sweetheart. i never loved you January 21, 2008

netless

net-less. To be without the net. To not have an internet connection.

<Shinosuke> Damn man~ internet in NZ sucks so bad that I'm paying so much for a shit connection! If i keep this up.. I'm gonna be broke!!
<Person1> So? Noone cares.
<Shinosuke> Ughh.. If I'm broke.. i cant pay for the internet! Get it?! Then I'll be netless! Then you have noone to diss!!!!
<Person1> stfu. Noone cares.
<Shinosuke> AHHHH!! mofo!!!
* Shinosuke kills himself.

by Shinosuke May 11, 2004

Nutlussy

Someone who rubs their nuts all over your furniture .

"Johns constant lowhangers makes him a natural nutlussy."

"Dude, your roommate needs to get laid, there are totally nutlussy marks all over this sofa."

"Bill's a total nutlussy, make sure to shampoo the couch after he visits"

by ColecoV September 23, 2020

Nutlass

A short, curved sword used for slashing at the testicles.

“Yarr! Ye won’t be laugh in’ at the blade o’me nutlass!”

by NightFallInc June 24, 2020

Talent-less nut-less hacks

Those who will post a band on Urban Dictionary, talk shit about that band, then go scream into a microphone, and call it music. Then after they have successfully convinced everyone to commit suicide, they will go home, cut them selves, and touch themselves listening to another screamo band

If you fit that description you are one of the many Talent-less nut-less hacks, enjoy your annoying existences of a life.

by middle finger ahoy! February 5, 2010

nutlessness

King of all nutless people. To be the top rated person with no marbles.to lack the stones of manliness

Youbare the most nutlessness dude i know

by Unistash May 20, 2018