nutella job

when a high school girl is so in love with nutella she slathers on a boys penis and begins to perform oral

Caroline: does anybody want a nutella job
Brandon: yea lets go outside

by thekingoflou December 4, 2011

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nutlock

When you jizz, and don't clean up properly. After a while it dries and crusts up on your nuts.

Guy#1: Hey man, I was jerking it the other day and missed some on the clean up.

Guy#2: Ah, I hate when that happens.

Guy#1: Yeah, I had some serious nutlock later.

by JHE June 1, 2009

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Nutella

God's favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum.

I eat so much Nutella, I actually ejaculate it

by themuseicman May 15, 2006

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Nutellagasm

A sweet, savory, orgasmic type of reaction, often experienced when one has the first bite of Nutella, and during every bite of Nutella.

*Phone call*
Janey: And then he was like, we should hag out at the movies sometime.
Macey: (silence)
Janey: Hello?
Macey: Sorry! I had a nutellagasm and lost my ability to talk.

by meeeeeeeeeeeouch November 27, 2011

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Nutslapper

A tremendously long bowl movement which, upon evacuating the rectum, falls forward, slapping the back of the scrotum before falling into the toilet.

Nate took a huge dump. One turd in particular was so long that it wound up being a nutslapper.

by thezfunk March 10, 2010

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NiteLol is a Minecraft legend in Hypixel that enjoys clicking at unhealthy CPS and making people fly. NiteLol has many functions such as acting sus, da frick, hacking constantly, and FRIDGE MODE.
The legend has only been discovered by a few people and those who discovered it have been blessed with luck and fortune.

"Have you heard about NiteLol?"
"Yea, he is good at clicking"

by g30r6e February 23, 2021

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