Russian Nut Cracker

The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.
Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."

Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"
by Sangelo December 17, 2009
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Allabama nut cracker

The art of standing on one leg and kicking yourself in the testicles. This act would normaly take place before foreplay or in a confession box.
That hoe was real dirty, so i showed that bitch an allabama nut cracker n she shat herself
by Jamesk December 30, 2006
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Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up
Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!
by Lothar January 14, 2018
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