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Russian Nut Cracker 

The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.
Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."

Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"
Russian Nut Cracker by Sangelo December 16, 2009

Allabama nut cracker 

The art of standing on one leg and kicking yourself in the testicles. This act would normaly take place before foreplay or in a confession box.
That hoe was real dirty, so i showed that bitch an allabama nut cracker n she shat herself
Allabama nut cracker by Jamesk December 11, 2008

Confederate Nut Cracker 

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up
Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

australian nut cracker

tying fire crackers to your balls and igniting them. leading to a a firey and cum-filled explosion
I woke up and smelt smoke?
Dude don't you remember the australian nut cracker you did

cracker jack nut 

Some one lacks intelligence or simply forgets he's being stupid in other words it's a word that i made up and gave the meanin to my bro travis
"hey travis u r being a total cracker jack nut"
cracker jack nut by mr.3000 April 22, 2008

Nut cracked 

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.
"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso
Nut cracked by Mevri October 10, 2018