your days are numbered

Indicates you don't have many days left to live, you will die soon. Often associated with a threat of some kind.

bouncer: beat it loser
loser: your days are numbered mofo

by vice dogg May 20, 2004

numbersexual

Being sexually attracted to numbers and other mathematical signs.

Person A: Oh yea I am numbersexual

Person B: *draws an 8 on the whiteboard*

Person A: *immediately cums*

by anonymous February 7, 2021

fake numbered

When you ask for some digits and instead get a number to some weird company or their grandma

Guy 1: Bro i just got my crush's digits!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!

by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015

your days are numbered

1)I am going to hurt and/or kill you.

2)You don't have much time before you get into big trouble.

"Your days are numbered," growled the henchman, taking out a knife.

When Robby broke the vase, he knew his days were numbered and that his mother would be very angry at him.

by Newbia June 2, 2004

fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number

by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015

wrong-numbered

When you give someone a false number so that you don't actually have to speak to them again. Normally after you've met with someone new, and being the polite person that you are, don't want to say no to exchanging numbers. That way they think you are a nice guy, plus you don't have to explain to them why you don't like them. If the cover is blown, the person who got wrong-numbered can be blamed for not taking down the number correctly.

Guy1: "I called the number this chick gave me last night, but it was some random old guy..."

Guy2: "Dude!!! you got totally wrong-numbered!!"

by linguisticosity1 September 19, 2009

numbersexual

Someone who experiences sexual enjoyment from doing math problems.

That numbersexual was moaning while doing his math homework.

by classholes November 26, 2014