Ointment Nurse

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.

Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.

by Bill Brasky the man June 19, 2018

Frick that noise.

A more polite way of saying “fuck that shit”.

You’re actually paying me $5.00 a month? Frick that noise.

by zimmygirl777 August 2, 2023

noise hamper

An object that produces a white noise (like a fan, or maybe a radio on a lower volume) that is used to make sounds audible in a very quiet environment not quite as noticeable. Noise hampers can be used to make it harder to hear you doing something you don't want others to know about.

Noise hampers explain why so many people like to masturbate in the bathroom with the shower running.

While Tyrone and Shelly were having sex, Shelly used her fan as a noise hamper so her parents wouldn't hear her moaning.

I had to find a noise hamper so I could fap in peace.

by thisplacesucksass April 19, 2014

Nurse Practitioner

A midlevel provider who went to school for 6-7 years. Many have an MSN but the DNP degree has been introduced to try to blur the lines with Physicians who instead train for a minimum of 11 years. NPs use this obscurity in an attempt to validate their claims for unsupervised practice. Additionally, many graduate nursing programs are degree mills boasting 100% acceptance rates and 100% online coursework. NPs serve an important place in healthcare but are best paired with a supervising Physician.

Nurse Practitioner: "I wanted to be a doctor but the MCAT wasn't open-book, so I went to the University of Phoenix MSN program with online exams".

by DrHouse297 June 27, 2019

noisestalgia

Noisetalgia {noise-tal-gia} is a wistful desire for music acquired in former time of one's life. This type of melody leans towards a sentimental yearning of either happiness or wistfulness.

The Narrator: 2 People listening to music & talking about life.

Claude: So the secret elixir to immortality is pretty simple, its…suddenly stops and gestures attentively

Anon: Is Everything Alright?

Claude: Shh!

Anon: What is it? Is Everything Alright? Is Somebody eavesdropping on us?

Anon: Claude the song

Claude: Few, for a minute there I thought it was that urban legend of that one guy with the hook, who….{Gets cuts off}

Anon: Claude can you just not talk for one minute! -- voice chokes up you're ruining this noisestalgia for me

by @ClaudeSundae January 24, 2019

groid noise

any variety or varieties of the incessant, unintelligible "music" that is greatly appreciated by the urban population and those desiring to be part of said culture. it can be recognised by it's it's spoken and at times rapid fire delivery vs the conventional singing of the lyrics as seen in most others forms of music. it is performed by both genders. the lyrical content typically consists of objectifying the female gender, copious references to illegal drug use and various methods of getting money, often of the the illegal variety and vulgar sexual content.

Billy: "dude, you hear that new Dr. Dre album? it's dope, man! i been waiting 2 years since his last album!"
Chris: "dude, you know who you're talking to? look at me! i'm powder's cousin. i don't listen to that groid noise". i'm rockin' that new Alan Jackson album. that's the stuff you should be listening to. that guy makes real music and plays an instrument."

by ClamLiquor March 19, 2023

Nurse Practitioner

NP = Online Trained Midlevel Provider

The NP was a nurse practitioner or non-Physician provider

by Honesty's Not Dead April 8, 2020