Nostache

Hair visible above the upper lip that grow and protrude out of a man's Nostrils appearing like a Nose moustaches.

Example 1: Man get rid of these nostaches.
Example 2: He has so many Nostaches that he can barely breathe through his Nose.

by medicophilic August 1, 2014

noustache

a moustache having sex

have you ever seen a noustache?

by FPM June 7, 2007

Nutstache

When you shave your nether regions so that the pubic hair between your penis and testicles resembles a lush mustache.

Extra points for waxing the ends.

“So what’s up with you, my man?”

“Not much guy; just workin’ on a fresh nutstache.”

by NightFallInc June 24, 2020

Nutstachio

Don Lemon is alleged to have given a nutstachio to an unsuspecting victim after Lemon digitally manipulated his own scrotum and then placed his fingers under the alleged victim’s nose, and in his mustache.

A moustachioed man has brought suit against Don Lemon alleging that the Nutstachio Lemon gave him was non-consensual, unwelcome and particularly stinky.

by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019

nutstache

A felt set of nuts used for photobombing, photobooths, and mocking hipsters.

Bride: "I am going to murder whomever planted the nutstaches in our photobooth."
Groom: "C'mon honey, it's good ol' fashioned fun. I mean seriously, Rachel is meant to have a pair of nuts on her face."

by Benedict Cumberstache August 7, 2015

nutstache

When the hair on the top sides of your balls, just below your dick, grow so far out that when curly cued it looks like your balls have a nice little moustache.

"Fuck that man, i ain't shaving for her! im growing a nutstache, she's gonna fall in love with it and still suck me off"

by Mr Tasty May 26, 2009

Nutstache

Bustin on your girls upper lip giving her the ability to snort it, or sneeze it off.

Jerry: bro howd it go with Sara?
Jeb: dude she asked is I'd give her a nutstache and I got scared.

by Tylercreater December 14, 2019