nude snacks

Nude snacks are when you send snacks under the bathroom door and the other person eats them when they are nude - Matthew 2019

bruh i just sent nude snacks under the door to Noah - Matthew 2019

by matthewisntsexy October 25, 2019

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

nudes for nudes

Asking someone if they want to see your nudes aswell as them showing you their nudes..

James: wanna do nudes for nudes

Ella: ok!

by British.baller June 14, 2016

Nudesage

Nudesage is when you and your girl get naked and start giving each other massages

" Sup baby, you looking to get down with a Nudesage"

by Topsy Krettss March 21, 2016

Nude Beach Dick

A sort of soft chub; not too full it's clear you're hard, but able to be proudly displayed while on a nude beach. Also referred to as "NBD". "Growers" can appreciate

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Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."

by Cooldaddythunder February 1, 2015

Duke Nukem

The only person in the universe to kick ass and chew bubble gum at the same time

That's one Doomed space marine...

by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003

Functionally Nude

Functionally nude subjects are those who are wearing a decent amount of clothing, but their main sexual regions (i.e. the breasts and pussy, and occasionally ass) are left exposed.

The nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during sex

Daryl: You seemed to be ploughing Jessica behind the counter at the bar last night but she was wearing clothes?
Jake: Oh, yeah, She was only Functionally Nude

by Gzoom August 31, 2017