twitter novel

Based on the Japanese form of keitai shosetsu, or "cell phone novel", a twitter novel is the newest form of serialised fiction on the interwebs. The 140-character limited format and method of reading bottom-to-top offers great opportunities for experimentation within the novel form and makes the reader pay more attention than they would with straight-ahead dead tree fiction.

vermilionsands02: dude, have you been reading teenage_exiles? that twitter novel is deep!

dr.benway13: i know! what a mind fuck!

by fictional mixtape June 14, 2009

Crotch Novel

A romance novel that contains drawn-out and very descriptive sex scenes. Mainly geared towards women, these novels are often corny, cheap, paperback-bound, and sold in drugstores and supermarkets.

"This crotch novel is mushier than the oatmeal I had for breakfast... But I still want to find out if Francesca marries Roberto or runs off with Don Juan..." *keeps reading*

by Spliffsicles July 8, 2012

airport novelist

an author whose books are most commonly, and probably only, sold well in an airport venue.

these books are all paperback, with lame, intriguing titles like "death before sunrise" or "the english assassin", contain extremely predictable/cliche plots, and feature faux-intense scary and mysterious cover art.
these books are meant to be read on an airplane when there is absolutely nothing better to do.

Dan Silva is such an airport novelist.

Dan Brown could be considered an airport novelist, almost.

by mkgeezy October 28, 2009

Post Novel Depression

The feeling of extreme boredom/anxiety, in the first few days, following the completion of a good book.

Ever since finishing 'Cloud Splitter' by Russel Banks, I just can't seem to shake this Post Novel Depression.

I almost turned the tv on, maybe I have Post Novel Depression?
The doctor prescribed 'Barnes and Nobel' for my Post Novel Depression.

by Lance H. Johnson June 6, 2010

LP Novel

A novel whose prose is, at times, lyrical in that it is styled with rhymes, wordplay, and alliteration.

The Streets: An LP Novel is the world's first LP novel. The tone is set with the opening paragraph: Back in the day, Franco told T they were gonna take this trip. Hop the Turnpike straight outta Jersey. Fill up on Philly cheesesteaks. Run the Rocky stairs. Blaze through the dirty dirty. Push a hunid thirty thirty. Refuel at a bodega in Talladega. See the city serenade that is a Nawlins jazz parade. Next to West Texas...

by TJ Ventura June 4, 2018

post-novel depression

the depression you feel after reading a brilliant book and getting to know the characters, then the book ends and you feel empty knowing you can't just pick it up where you left off.

girl 1: 'hey you look down'
girl 2: 'yeh i just finished this amazing romance novel, now i miss the lovers :'( i think i have post-novel depression'
girl 1: 'err get a life!'

by daisyccc August 17, 2007

Noriel

She's a funny girl, awesome, bold and good at all. She's trying her best at all times even she has a bad day. Mysterious person, but try to interact with her you'll gonna get a lesson in life that you'll never heard to someone. Moody everyday, but you're lucky person when you truly know how to get her. This name would be her lucky charm forever in her life and she should be thankful. Intelligent person like she's your teacher in history class. Fragile person, handle her emotion with care. She's a "sorry" person even you're joking with her and saying nonsense words. A friend that you will treasure because she knows you and a friend that always at your back. :)
Mandy Kim

Noriel is my biggest fan.
Noriel is my teacher.
Noriel is a fan of Blackpink.
Noriel has a wife named Chaeyoung Park.

by Mandy Kim June 8, 2021