notification squad

A manipulative term a bunch of youtubers use when they want people to get on their videos instantly by turning on the bell icon like they say gosh darn intro. The viewer when convinced proceeds to annoyingly spam a video with "FIRST" or "NOTIFICATION SQUAD" . Also a term for a fanbase full of second-graders.

Retarted five year old: I'm part of the notification squad cause I commented first on that video!
Other retarded five year old: No, I commented first on that video!

by SweetenerGrande January 14, 2018

Notification Raped

The act of going onto someones Facebook page and liking everything on their page...every video they post,every status they post,everything they comment on or like.

I got bored so i notifaction raped my friend on facebook.

"aw i dont believe!"(friend checks they're facebook page...200 notifications) "i've been notification raped!

by merickane February 19, 2011

Samsung notification sound

A notification sound usually from a Samsung phone. It seems innocent until, almost every kid in a school makes this freaking noise. They hum the tone, in a usually annoying tone. Usually that's just it, but they combine it with the burger king foot lettuce guy tone and amogus sus memes, it becomes a trigger sound. Otherwise, it's just a notification.

Guy 1: *hums the samsung notification sound*
Guy2: *just fine
Guy1: Sus, buger king foot lettuce, etc and samsung notification sound
Guy 1: Get out of my head x10000

by Starcup May 19, 2021

notification insomnia

When you're not able to get to sleep because you're waiting for a text message or some other form of electronic communication.

Terri: How did you sleep last night?
Ali: Not that great. I had notification insomnia because James is in Afghanistan and I was waiting to hear from him.

by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019

notification sickness

when one gets fed up with getting notifications on facebook because of a conversation going on under their status even though wat they are talking about may have nothing to do with them.

ZACK is not feeling well.
Timmy- oh im sry
jane- Me 2
Timmy- Oh hey jane wats up?
Jane- nm u wanna chill this weekend
Timmy- yeah definately hows ur grandma?
30 NOTIFICATIONS LATER....
Zack- STFU already!!!
THAT IS NOTIFICATION SICKNESS^

by Zack Verbit April 16, 2009

notification elation

the temporary high achieved when you receive an abnormally large number of facebook notifications

Note: the notification can be due to real activity on your profile (such as a picture comment or wall post), fake activity on your profile (such as a group of people having a conversation on one of your photos), or no activity (such as a friend used an annoying application like "compare people" and you were notified for some reason)

I got extreme notification elation when I logged onto my facebook and saw that 78 people had commented on my newly posted picture... I had no idea that many people looked at my albums!!

I was happy to the point of notification elation when 53 notifications popped up on my facebook homepage--but I was majorly disappointed when I saw that all of them were because some bitch tagged me in a shitload of random photos.

by DanaCath February 20, 2009

Notification Whore

Someone who checks facebook excessively to see if they've been sent any new notifications/messages

"Grace, can I go on facebook for a sec? I need to check my notifications"

"But you were just on your blackberry like 10 minutes ago"

"I know but the battery died so I need to check again, just in case someone answered my honesty box"

"Ugh, what a notification whore.."

by Janice Booterman April 19, 2009