lotus notes

Software that clearly was written by "Learn Java in 24 Hours" graduates. Causes your computer to slow dramatically and makes email collaboration a terrible experience.

Executives chose Lotus Notes because it is clearly better than Outlook.

by LotusBlows February 7, 2005

take notes

this is said when a topic comes up in a conversation and you want to point out someone who needs to learn how to do it.

“Jared needs to take notes on the way that guy is asking a girl out.”

by abirrrgale May 10, 2018

Hotep cliff notes

It is when someone who is pseudo "woke", likes to start arguments in comments with copying and pasting most used hotep phrases and history lesson in long paragraphs as if they wrote it themselves.

Here comes De rah akkmon with his nonsense, spewing out hotep cliff notes on why black people should not watch shark tank.

by Jujubeewildin February 15, 2019

Doing it for the notes

When someone acts completely different to how they actually are to ‘impress’ people online. Their posts are like blanket statements that loads of people can relate to, or show a particular trait or angle of sympathy that people are fond of, for the sole purpose of getting notes. Hence, doing it for the notes.

“He really has a tough life…this kid has 6 types of cancer, no parents, AND he does charity work for animals. I bet he’s a really cool guy!”

“He’s a dickhead really. He's just doing it for the notes.”

by ed.da.vinci August 25, 2011

notepad

A simple word processing application that can somehow open any file format imaginable.

Notepad opens EVERYTHING.

by foo2 October 22, 2006

nomesayin

short form of "You know what I'm sayin'?" Used during conversation to monitor the participants comprehension of each other.

Aw, hell naw. I stay wit my aunt up on 48th and Rome, nomesayin?

by CJ January 25, 2004

Cornell Notes

Satan in written form.

Person #1: I love cornell notes!

Person #2: you might as well just say "I hate Jesus"

by calcfreak November 13, 2009