The Notebook

1. the movie that surpassed vibrators as the most common female masturbatory aid.
2.a sure way to get a girl wet in one way or the other.
3. the second coming of the Anti-Penis.

Man, I just Hotel Rwanda.... that is the saddest movie ever.

Not as sad as The Notebook!

Ugh.....

by Bee_Rad Reeser November 30, 2009

Handy Dandy Notebook

a handy dandy notebook is a notebook duh that you write clues in. It is featured in the hit show "Blues Clues". which in my opinion is a great show.

What we need, is our HANDY DANDY NOTEBOOK!!

by Hayyshull May 21, 2007

Notebook Worthy

Used to describe a girl which has captivated a guys love SO intensely, said guy would write a story similar to the one featured in "the notebook" about said girl.

Is she notebook worthy?
Yes. Yes she is.

by JTru. March 19, 2010

notebooked

A term used to describe how a guy or girl gets their boyfriend or girlfriend to watch the movie "The Notebook", and most times, trying to (or successfully) making them emotional and sad so they are in a state to be seduced/ needing to be loved. A term used to describe what usually comes after is "notebook sex". "Notebooking" was featured in a Season 3 episode of "One Tree Hill".

Guy: That was so sad...
Girl: Wanna make out?

OR

Girl: I can't believe I've never seen that before! That's so sad...
Guy: Wanna do it?

(Afterwards)

Guy 1: How'd you do it, man?
Guy 2: I notebooked her sooky ass!

OR

Girl 1: How'd you get him in bed? That's so hard to do to a guy for me...
Girl 2: It's called "notebooking", bitch!

by s112 August 3, 2007

notebook

The "professional" name for a laptop.

Normal person: I'll just take my laptop outside and....
PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b!
Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.

by thejamdude January 6, 2006

Notebook Romance

Referring to the movie "The Notebook", the one that every girl obsesses about because of its ideal and perfect boy/girl relationship. You don't want to be stuck with a girl who expects a romance of this type. Ouch.

"It's raining! Lets go outside and make out."
"This isn't a Notebook Romance, okay Sheila?"

by ILiveWhereTheApesHowl May 22, 2009

notebook

The new word for "laptop". Probably used because corporate swines want to avoid lawsuits when someone's bollocks get toasted off - "notebooks" do tend to get pretty hot, yet the name doesn't insinuate that you put it on your lap, unlike laptop.

The progression of technology can be a curse. This new "notebook" is so hot, I can't even use it on my lap for twenty minutes without feeling ill.

by ShaunC193 August 19, 2008