When you achieve sexual intercourse with a pretty girl and want to tell your mates about the affair. A derivative of the phrase "secure the ting"
by finboeden February 12, 2020
The act of not putting out at a party, specifically for girls. Can also refer to a crack team of cock blocking friends that travel in packs to protect one another.
by Wingman, 1st Degree May 24, 2006
by Secure TM March 23, 2014
1: A small town attatched to Colorado Springs, Colorado. Just as a dung beetle must still have an asshole, so must the home of James Dobson and Focus on the Family have a place to dump their trash.
2: Adj. The concept of safety, as one might feel when inside of a bulldozer demolishing government buildings, or when hiding beneath a tractor-trailor from police officers.
3: N. The organization devoted to finding undesirables on the property of a private organization. These persons are also referred to as "rent-a-cops" and "those guys with the flashlights oh man hide the stash oh man oh man I'm so high oh man look at the lights oh... hey who are those guys" in general conversation.
4: A part of someone's financial portfolio.
2: Adj. The concept of safety, as one might feel when inside of a bulldozer demolishing government buildings, or when hiding beneath a tractor-trailor from police officers.
3: N. The organization devoted to finding undesirables on the property of a private organization. These persons are also referred to as "rent-a-cops" and "those guys with the flashlights oh man hide the stash oh man oh man I'm so high oh man look at the lights oh... hey who are those guys" in general conversation.
4: A part of someone's financial portfolio.
by Shuffle September 14, 2005
A state of being which, according to reputable sources, is threatened by The Labour Party. This state applies to our nation, our economy, and your family.
"The Labour Party is now a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family's security." - Every Conservative to appear in the media since 12/09/2015
by redmears September 15, 2015
To obtain an item of interest or importance to your being. Often used in the phrase “secure the bag,” of the same meaning.
Person 1: did you tell Jenna to get the Kraft Mac and cheese from the store?
Person 2: yeah she just texted me “Kraft, Secured”
Person 2: yeah she just texted me “Kraft, Secured”
by Haydom November 05, 2022
As the ships crew waited anxiously for the end of the work day the word secure was piped over the loudspeaker and everyone cheered and ran for the brow.
by butt-cheeze May 04, 2010