not on deck

Not being in possession of narcotics for distribution. Unprepared for transaction. Not having the product of choice to sell.

Bill: "Man you got a dub?"
Bob: "Naw, man. I'm not on deck right now"
Bill: "When will you be"
Bob: "Prolly later on tonight"
Bill: "OK. Call me"

by Anonymous_too September 18, 2007

not on your nelly

cockney rhyming slang for not on your life. nelly rhymes with smelly, which leads to smelly breath, breath leads to breathing to keep alive, leading to not on your life.

Martin: 'will you stroke my furry badger?'

Jon: 'Not on your nelly!'

by MsMatronic August 7, 2005

Not on Mah Burfday

An expression said When something bad almost happens, but it is avoided

Dude 1: "That bird almost shit on you!"
Dude 2: "Not on mah burfday!"

by Sexual Harrassment Mary December 9, 2008

not on the manifest

A particular person or person's idea that is out of whack or off kilter. In reference to the popular t.v. series LOST in episode 10 (season 1). Hurley is shocked and confused when he discovers that Ethan Rom (guest-star William Mapother) does not appear on the flight manifest, and thus was already on the island before the crash.

Larry came over the other night and out of nowhere just started rambling on and on about his prostrate. He was so far off the manifest it wasn't even funny. - or - Dude that ugly chic has been eyeballing you all night long. I don't think she's on the manifest. - or - Then the guy just ate a scorpion. He is definitly not on the manifest.

by Jim Heuberger January 14, 2006

Not on Beyoncé’s Internet

trying to figure out what this means exactly - maybe urban dictionary can help?! Recently Kimberly Latrice Jones posted something on IG, and one commenter responded with a laughing-crying emoji and the comment ‘Not on Beyoncé’s Internet!’ There are some examples of use online but no clear definition.

Not on Beyoncé’s Internet!

by witawital November 6, 2021

not on your nellie

a yorkshire expression, meaning, you will not go. basically 'i will not'

babs: jean, do you want to go shopping?
jean: not on your nellie love!

by alex-girl January 4, 2009

not on my side of the crisp packet

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .

"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"

by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019