nostrodomus effect syndrome

the obsession or phobia of a 2012 apocolypse, and or someone who constantly warns of the apocolypse or the show "the nostrodomus effect".

manguy1 : dude why do you look so jittery

manguy2: YOU DIDNT KNOW! I have the nostrodomus effect syndrome.

by mamaumpapa February 25, 2011

nostramomus

A Mom who truly knows everything.
A mother who can tell you what is going to happen before it happens.
The best Mom. A happy Mom. A beautiful mom! Not perfect, but pretty damn close Mom.

Dude, My mom totally called the Miley Cirus bit on the VMA'a and SNL she is such a NostraMOMus;
My Mom knew what I had done before I even got home, total NostraMoMus;
My mom didn't even know I had gotten high or missed curfew; NostraMoMus she is not.

by ConKen September 10, 2013

nostradamus

When you are titty-fucking a girl and ejaculate up her nose.

I nostradamussed my girlfriend last night and she almost drowned.

by Netman January 17, 2006

Nostradamus

Man who was not always trying to fortell the future,but was instead making political commentary disguised as soothsaying (most political commentary would have been illegal in his time)Because human beings keep repeating themselves many quatrains will incedently come true,and they will keep comming true until humans actually change for legit.Also the fact that people who influence history often have read nostradamus helps.

Nostradamus predicted WW1/2
The human race was destined to have a war of simaler magnitude at sometime,and Hitler had read Nostradamus and used the word hister to catipult himself into power so who knows if the word hister isnt used in the quatrain mabey WW2 would have been lead by some other psyco.

by artemisathena October 13, 2006

Nostradamusement

The feeling of superiority that comes over an intelligent person when they watch their Nostradumbass friends spout on about how Nostradamus predicted events.

As Leonard watched Martin go on about Nostradamus, a feeling of nostradamusement came over him.

by Flirm Li February 4, 2010

Nostradamus-ing

Saying something strange and usually choppy or vague in meaning, then using extremely stretched synonyms and possible controlled substances to apply it to a current topic.

Nostradamus:"Beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers:
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."

Random Crackhead: -falls out of chair- "dats fuggin hitlerr mann"

Crack-head's Mom: "Honey, the kid is Nostradamus-ing again!"

by Capn Oakley December 23, 2010

Nostradamus Nipples

Nipples that are sausage sized or so giant they can see the future

Damn, i fucked this bitch last night her titties were great, but she had those Nostradamus nipples. I swear they were pearing into my soul!

by HammerTiTsMcNasty August 23, 2015