When you go down to sit on the toilet with your penis facing down, ready the piss and you undershoot the hole in the toilet seat and your penis plunges into the toilet seat.
Girlfriend/ Wife/ Hooker with many STD's: "Wanna have sex?"
Boyfriend/ Husband/ Pimp: "Naw i can't i just took a nose dive."
Boyfriend/ Husband/ Pimp: "Naw i can't i just took a nose dive."
by giveittomerawdog August 19, 2010

by SwagMcLovin January 9, 2015

by MouthFist August 13, 2011

Going down on a woman and proceed to use your abnormally large nose, not your tongue, to pleasure her
-Hey Madeline, have you checked out Joe today?
-No, Why?
-His nose would be perfect for a Polish Nose Dive!
-No, Why?
-His nose would be perfect for a Polish Nose Dive!
by ANTPATALE January 30, 2009

by jynxsk8 January 14, 2009

The act of putting ice cubes in a fat women's vagina and eating her out making it feel like icy hot patch.
by Steve6987654321vagina September 11, 2013

When a vehicle has a lift on the back only. A reverse squat. More popular among short people who can’t see out of the windshield, but want to look like a douchebag.
Jackson is a new level of redneck. He said he would Nebraskan Nose Dive his truck, but I didn’t think he’d actually do it
by iSmackFatKidz March 28, 2022
