Chuck Norrised

to be rendered unconscious, or killed instantly by a swift roundhouse kick to the face

guy 1: HOLY CRAP!!! i think i killed him.

guy 2: i said kick him, you chuck norrised him man.

guy 3: sorry

by Drakethacrusty March 27, 2009

Chuck Norrised

Another way of saying (you kicked ass or kicked someones ass) mostly everything you touch gets its ass handed to them.

1. Johnny: "Holy Crap! You Chuck Norrised that bear!"

Billy: "I had to.. it ate my goddamn Picnic basket!!"

2. Guy: "I totally Chuck norrised that girls vag last night"

Guy's Friend: "Ive noticed by the way shes walking with crutchs"

by Junkie2115 March 4, 2010

Chuck Norrised

You have to have freshly trimmed your pubes and have kept the clippings. You are receiving a blowjob with the female kneeling infront of you. Just before you cum you pull out and cum on her face you then throw the clippings on her face creating the signature Chuck Norris beard then roundhouse kick her to the back of the head.

i was getting a blowjob last night and it was the worst i ever had, so i Chuck Norrised her.

by Bad Karma, Mitch,Mario June 17, 2009

chuck norrised

the act of getting round house kicked in the face while writing thing about chuck norris

chuck norrised

by ...kirbi... June 3, 2010

Norrified

To be scared of someone who seems better than you are. This term is coined from Chuck Norris, and his ass-kicking abilities.

It is often used to describe someone who is really scared, and won't admit it.

Bill- Yo, look at Tommy, it looks like he is going to fight Joe.
Jim- Yea, Joe is huge. Tommy looks norrified!

by Kolip February 19, 2009

chuck norrised

To simultaneously kill someone or something in every single way possible.

Wow, did you see that guy mashed up in a blender? It looked like he was Chuck Norrised.

by Dr. Dimples December 5, 2011

Chuck-Norrisified

to be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris because you are an idiot

You've just been chuck-norrisified!

by Karra and Hannah July 27, 2008