Noone

At the age of fifteen, Peter Noone achieved international fame as "Herman", lead singer of the legendary Sixties pop band Herman's Hermits.

His classic hits included: "I'm Into Something Good" "Mrs. Brown, you've Got A Lovely Daughter", "I'm Henry VIII, I Am", "Silhouettes", "Can't You Hear My Heartbeat", "Just A Little Bit Better", "Wonderful World", "There's A Kind of Hush", "A Must To Avoid", "Listen People", "The End of the World" and "Dandy".

Ultimately, Herman's Hermits sold over sixty million recordings. In all, fourteen singles and seven albums went gold. The Hermits were twice named Cashbox's "Entertainer of the Year".

A cursory inspection reveals that Peter is a friend to all. However, Peter's friendliness seems to have backfired, and thus during flame wars, fucktards can often be found yelling at each other that "Noone likes you!" or "Noone asked for your opinion".

From "Noone wants to listen to your shit" to "Noone believes you for a minute", Peter somehow manages to become involved in every argument. The fact that Peter likes emo kids is the cause for a great deal of Internet angst; in fact, two out of every three cutter icons contain text to the effect of "Noone likes me".

Why Peter's friendship, trust, or willingness to listen is viewed as a negative is not known.

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Kill, destroy eredicate boday and soul.
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Meaning "no one". Perhaps inspired by the word "nobody".

Most commonly used by people who acquired their literary skills in online chat rooms.
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DownTownSam: Read a book you semi-literate meathead!
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A generic insult. The word originated as a censor for the N-word on the mobile app ifunny. Since the slur's creation sometime Aug 2019, people have been using it to mean many words: Idiot, retard, faggot, stupid, etc.
Guy 1: *says something stupid*
Guy 2: "shut up, Noon."
Guy 1: *triggered*
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Noon

12:00 P.M. 12:00 A.M. is midnight. 'Noon', unlike 'midnight', is a palindrome.
I'm usually in school at noon.
by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005
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when someone gets killed or knocked out
i just nooned that guy hes out cold
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A variant of nigga, specifically, a dumb nigga. Used on websites such as ifunny because the mods have banned nigga
"This guy literally hurt himself for internet points, he's a fuckin' noon."
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