midnight noonie

Sex after midnight but before noon (basically Morning Sex)

I woke up with a rockin boner so I decided to give my girl a midnight noonie!

by cblair007 February 21, 2014

Noonie

to be extremely cute – totes cute, on another level

He is soo noonie

by zelzy babes April 10, 2011

noopie

Taking a nap while pooping.

I was up late watching the game, so I had to take a noopie at work.

by NJD135 October 13, 2009

noonie

An all encompassing term for male / female genitals.

1) Hey Greg, look at that chick's fat noonie.

2) Hey man, I think that guy wants to touch your noonie.

by dis_duidelik August 30, 2005

Noonies

A charming and rather twee word to describe testicles.

He said my thighs were fat ..................so I kicked him in the noonies.

by CazDee September 18, 2006

Noonies

Noonies are when you got to the pub in the afternoon for "just one drink" and by the time you leave its pitch black outside (not that you're in a fit state to see any way after actually having about 10 drinks)

It normally happens on a friday after finishing work early.

Noonies are NEVER planned.

"Oi Oi Dave wanna go down the pub for a quick pint“
" yeah sure mate as long as we dont end up having noonies like last time"

by dylbertl December 26, 2018

noonie

a pacifier; a rubber, plastic, or silicone nipple given to an infant or other young child to suck upon.

Give a noonie to a crying baby and it will pacify them from both crying and hunger.

by Mooodeee November 14, 2009