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Aussie slang. Noonies refers to the drowsiness that can occur after a lunch.

Usually occurs to office workers. Derived from the word afterNOON.
bobs sleepin at his desk! That heavy lunch probably gave him the noonies!
Noonies by touhourules August 6, 2016
Related Words
Two or more persons who are nood is some form.
Noodies 2 or more naked pictures/people.
Noodies by agbsek July 5, 2009
A charming and rather twee word to describe testicles.
He said my thighs were fat ..................so I kicked him in the noonies.
Noonies by CazDee September 18, 2006
Noonies are when you got to the pub in the afternoon for "just one drink" and by the time you leave its pitch black outside (not that you're in a fit state to see any way after actually having about 10 drinks)

It normally happens on a friday after finishing work early.

Noonies are NEVER planned.
"Oi Oi Dave wanna go down the pub for a quick pint“
" yeah sure mate as long as we dont end up having noonies like last time"
Noonies by dylbertl December 26, 2018
cracker: i love ur noonies

black woman: i kno their beautiful
Noonies by noonies<3 September 19, 2010
When to take a more revealing #Selfie and show everyone your Noodies.
After several bathroom selfies, Jay decided to take some noodies of himself to impress the potential interests.
Noodies by Long Johns September 10, 2016