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Noonings

Used to describe either an Antipodean chancer - someone who is full of BS when trying to sell a product or service - Or used to describe the act of screwing someone (e.g. a member of staff) over on the price of a product or service.
He nooningsed me yesterday, he told me it should be done for a low price, but he has no idea whats actually involved in providing the product or service. I've been fucked over. Or "He's such a noonings".
by Fred1555 April 23, 2011
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Nooning

The act of showing your frontal genitals to a person or persons. The opposite of mooning, by showing your rear end.
I went nooning last night and showed group of people outside a bar my penis.
by Stink Engine March 1, 2016
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nooming

Also: nrooming
nose grooming - the act of picking your nose to get it nice & clean
Aday after a bad cold, I need to spend an hour nooming, to get all the hard its of snot stuck to the hairs. Always in private & I always was my hands after.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 8, 2019
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NeonGamingMinecraft

The f**king hacker in among us, also a boring guy
Ah, yes, the black ball named NeonGamingMinecraft. Epic
by NeonGamingMinecraft October 22, 2020
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noungning

Noungning is one of a kind. she has the sweetest soul and realest person you’ll ever meet. she’s funny and snores really loud. when she laughs she hits u depending on how funny the joke was. she’s the most selfless person you’ll ever meet and you always have a good time with her. her kids are her fur babies. she puts others before herself. make sure u have her as a friend or cousin ;)
Noungning will make u laugh
by vannavong November 23, 2021
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Nronging

Nron·ging
/' nröniNG/

noun

the term is used to replace "Morning" in "Good Morning" to inform the person being greeted that the speaker is feeling groggy or like a sluggish zombie.
Adam: "'Morning."
Zach: "Goo' nronging.."
Adam: What the hell, are you alright?"
Zach: "I had to wake up early for a meeting.. only to be messaged that it's been rescheduled to next week."
by liesliesliesdn April 22, 2022
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Nooging

Nooging is just the anal version of gooning. Much like with gooning, nooging is the act of reaching masturbatory trance state, achieved while spending hours pleasuring your prostate.

The word comes for the term "gooning" but backwards.
A: Yo, where's Nathan? Wasn't he supposed to come with you?
B: Yeah man, Nate said he'd come to the party but he's MIA—you know what that means… he's probably wrist deep in his ass again, nooging all night long.
by Fuaire June 13, 2023
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