noodlehair

Long hair that looks really greasy and unwashed

Person 1: Look, that slob got total noodlehair!
Person 2: Yeah you are right, ugh.

by Simikasa April 29, 2014

noodlebaby

term of endearment for someone you love so much you can't be without. You feel like you want to embrace them forever and hold them as close as a baby, and you want to protect them because you feel that they are fragile as a little noodle

you're soul-mate, someone you cherish, Fragile and loved

a couple is in bed, preparing to go to sleep

Bryan - " Goodnight honey "

Jennifer - " Goodnight baby, I love you"
Bryan - " I love you too, Noodlebaby "

by BrienTheGreat December 12, 2009

Noodlehawk

When a person or persons gazes upon a males crotch area.

Dude! That chick that just walked by totally noodlehawked you!

I think that dude at the corner of the bar just noodlehawked me.

by CoolKeith November 7, 2009

Noodlefoamtubeannihilate

To annihilate with a pool noodle/foam tube.

Manray: You can't stop me with a pool noodle!

Mermaid Man: Oh yeah? I'll noodlefoamtubeannihilate you!

by Vine geneticist March 19, 2021

noodlesmudge

The name of the cutest cat ever. Usually pure white with green eyes and the cutest paws. Noodlesmudges tend to grow close to their owners hearts and are lovable and adorable. If you ever have the honor of owning a noodlesmudge you are one of the luckiest people.

The act of being so cute it hurts!

Person 1: oh look, there's a cute cat!
Person 2: oh that's most definitely a noodlesmudge!!!

by kirstiekirst September 17, 2011

noodleman

male, typically white, who likes to wrestle with naked men and is uber sweet!

I love Noodleman, even if he does like Paul

by nunchucker December 9, 2003

Noodlemacher

Someone who is commonly found not using their noodle for an extensive amount of time whilst doing something that makes them appear to be somewhat noodlish. The progression of noodle.

That guy over there just licked his own face, what a noodlemacher.

by Geschkinator October 21, 2010