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I'm going to get a noober so I don't get a DUI
by the man that delfaved your mom October 25, 2022
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Noober Mapping

He's the best. Creator of Forest in Micro's MM2 which EVERYONE knows is the BEST map and ITS everyone's FAVOURITE!
HE'S ALSO THE BEST MAPPER AND MAKES THE BEST MUSIC!
Man, I want to be just like Noober Mapping One Day.
by Noober Mapping December 31, 2021
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uber noober

A sucky noob that constantly uses the noob combo because he sucks with everything else.
I just owned that uber noober so bad his mom felt it in my bedroom.
by mc_glow October 1, 2005
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uber noober

An uber noober is someone or something that excels at being bad at a given task at hand. This phrase can describe inanimate objects. You can also describe something very pro by adding the negation "not".
Isaacc is uber noober at cooking.

That essay is not uber noober at winning competitions. Infact, it pretty much owns.
by S1337 September 19, 2009
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uber noober

the absolute and ultimate in noobism and ignorance of customs. a martian is uber noober when he first lands.

composed of uber and noob
HL player A - "how do i bind hook?"
HL player B - "uber noober. type /rules"


"uber fuckin noober!"
by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005
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Norbering

The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.

Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.
Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"
by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013
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Noobtrients

When a person who is playing a video game who is a noob, or sucks very badly at it, leaves to get food or drinks while still in the game.
Player1: Dude, where did this guy go?!?!
Player2: Don't worry, he is 0 and 8. He went to get his noobtrients.
by Boxxy94 July 20, 2009
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