nonniversary

What you call your wedding anniversary after you are divorced or separated.

Tomorrow I will be celebrating my 2nd nonniversary.

by drguy June 1, 2013

moniversary

When couples celebrate each month they have been together because they have not been together long enough to celebrate a real anniversary. A ritual annoying to some.

"Happy 3 month moniversary, Joe! Only nine more months until our one year anniversary."

"Uh, gee, thanks. Was I supposed to get you a card or something?"

by FGCUmomz July 28, 2009

Notaversary

An anniversary that would have happened if you were still with your last meaningful partner in a relationship.

I don't think I want to go out tonight, it's my and Lisa's one year Notaversary.

by EPucci June 8, 2016

nonniversary

The day that would have been the anniversary of a relationship that failed.

Michelle: I would have been married to Oscar 12 years today... if he hadn't been a total cheating, lying douchebag that I divorced.
Amber: Happy nonniversary.

by derby mined August 17, 2011

Nuniversary

The anniversary of a nuns final vows in the Catholic Church

Sister Linda celebrated her 30th Nuniversary the other day.

by Scumcious April 19, 2020

Meh-niversary

meh·ni·ver·sa·ry meh-nuh-ver-suh-ree /me'nəvərs(ə)rē/
noun, plural meh·ni·ver·sa·ries

The celebration of the day you stopped caring about something that used to burden your spirit and live rent-free in your mind.

S: Guess what? Today, I was swiping on Bumble and I found MY EX on there!
R: Oh no, what happened next?
S: I swiped left and kept on swiping!
R: Yay! Happy Meh-niversary!

by GilcoShmilco April 5, 2021

nanoversary

Half way to your first anniversary, also known as a 6 month anniversary.

Last night I took Penny out to dinner to celebrate our nanoversary.

by Pete Magrath December 21, 2007