nong

there are several meanings for a nong...
1. a foolish person who is ill informed of a matter of discussion
2. a individual who argues a matter with such conviction only to find themselves corrected with a single sentence or argument. they are then on labelled as a "nong". in extreme cases of argument, they are named the nongiest of the week.
3. a person who over uses the word "nong" calling it out in totally impertinent situations. the person under direct attack then has the right (almost the obligation) to turn on their attacker and call out "nong!" in a descending tone, the peak of the sound being in the conjunction "no-"

you----(prolonged) NONG!

by the nongiest of the weak May 31, 2003

nong

Generally, a clueless weirdo who is incredibly silly (can have other general meanings).

Diana: that's so pants!

Evie: what?
Diana: zomgosh you're such a nong!

by EVIE TRAN August 17, 2009

Nong

A Singaporean slang of multicultural influences which means - An intelligent and charming person, usually with great cooking skills

Wow, Nong!

by rabbyster August 5, 2012

nong

adj/n/v/adv a word with no meaning, used to piss off people with no sense of humor.

dante: you're totally a nong
jason: i'm NOT a nong!
dante: dude. you're a nong. i nonged you.
jason: aaaarg i'm pissed off! I'm NOT a nong!

by Dante Collins May 16, 2004

Nong

A dumbass or infidel.

"You're an unemployable, infantile nong."

by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018

Nong-Nong (农-农)

Describes a person who is adorable, hot and has the best killer smile

Wow he's definitely a nong-nong (农-农)

by taehyungswife March 16, 2018

nong head

Slang for the word "nong". Also meaning idiot/stupid etc

"You are such a nong head!"

by kool_kimbo September 13, 2006