Nongie

Condom. Used in Derby, England

Are you wearing a nongie?

by LemonGrass68 August 7, 2009

Nonie

Nonie is a variant of the Italian word noni or nona meaning grandmother.

It can be a pronoun or a proper noun depending on how your family uses it.

I'm going to Florida to visit Nonie.
or
I'm going to see my nonie at the nursing home.

by Clyde_Frog March 6, 2009

Nonnie

The coolest Italian grandma out there. Makes a lot of food for her grandchildren but doesn’t like fat people. Always telling her grandchildren to loose weight. Doesn’t understand the difference between FaceTime and sending someone a video of u talking. Has the coolest grandchildren (Gabby, Matt, Izzie, GL, Avi, Simona, Marchello, Giovani, and Lorenzo de Fazio) Always asks Alexa to play Claudio Villa. And makes the best food ever. Never allows her grandchildren sit on the bed after it is made and if they do they get spanked. And the wooden spoon is always a weapon. Anyway she is the coolest nonnie out there and everyone loves her.

“Nonnie spanked me today after I sat on the bed”
“Alexa play claudio villa”

by Top secret agent July 13, 2019

nonfriendwhoreyness

Someone who does not obsessively try to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending feature" (such as MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, Red vs Blue and all other websites with such a function.)

"I pride myself in nonfriendwhoreyness!" said the non-friendwhore.

by Count3D July 10, 2007

nonference call

In business, a conference call that essentially accomplishes nothing after an hour of talking.

"Oh no, we have another nonference call at 2 today. What a waste of time!"

by Team WTF March 31, 2009

nonfidence

noun - 1. The total lack of confidence in a situation, the uncertain feeling of insecurity and lack of hope 2. The complete confidence that a given scenario will lead to utter failure.

After asking her out and waiting for what seemed to be an eternity, his heart filled with nonfidence. His hopes were vanishing like the chances to plug that damn oil leak in the gulf.

by dorksrcool June 9, 2010

nonfidence

no confidence, the lacking or not having of confidence.

man i woulda screwed her, but i have fucking nonfidence

by eamonster December 25, 2010