A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.
Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*
by kshyt0385 February 5, 2014
Get the Noble idiot mug.Baseball acronym: No-Outs Bases-Loaded-Ending (with) Team-Incapable (of) Getting-Easy-Run.
With the bases loaded and not outs even a mediocre team can trade outs for runs (e.g. sacrifice fly-outs and bunts). A team that fails at this fundamental level has committed NOBLETIGER and brought humiliation upon themselves, their families, fans, city and nation.
For non-baseball fans the situation is equivalent to having erectile dysfunction at an all you can eat brothel.
With the bases loaded and not outs even a mediocre team can trade outs for runs (e.g. sacrifice fly-outs and bunts). A team that fails at this fundamental level has committed NOBLETIGER and brought humiliation upon themselves, their families, fans, city and nation.
For non-baseball fans the situation is equivalent to having erectile dysfunction at an all you can eat brothel.
"LMAO, the Giants pulled a NOBLETIGER in the 9th inning against Kenley Jansen! They should be relegated to AAA"
by RobSnob July 30, 2021
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by erectionman May 1, 2010
Get the Noblebright mug.An English stand-up comedian, known for his often improvised sets, based almost entirely around audience members he has conversations with. Originally from Cramlington in Northumberland, he now resides in Australia with wife Fran.
It's difficult to give examples of ross noble, because his style is incredibly physical, but some memorable quotes include:
"How come Miss Universe is only won by people from Earth?"
"Tonight's show is sponsored by Ted Danson's Pizza shack!"
"It's christopher Reeves the Musical!"
*on reading a fortune cookie* "And I was feeling a bit cheeky, so I went 'ooh, it say's 'You have AIDS' ' "
"How come Miss Universe is only won by people from Earth?"
"Tonight's show is sponsored by Ted Danson's Pizza shack!"
"It's christopher Reeves the Musical!"
*on reading a fortune cookie* "And I was feeling a bit cheeky, so I went 'ooh, it say's 'You have AIDS' ' "
by Pete Jackson November 24, 2006
Get the ross noble mug.Bro, John was really numble when flirting at the party yesterday. None of the girls went home with him.
by Brotar October 30, 2020
Get the Numble mug.A popular and youtuber called lost pause ,who cosplayed as the boy from boku no Pico for a subscriber special
by El pepe the meme July 25, 2017
Get the Boku no noble mug.Donna Noble is the Doctor's companion in the fourth series of long-running, popular British sci-fi show "Doctor Who".
Played by Catherine Tate, she was originally written as a one off companion for the 2006 Xmas special "The Runaway Bride". When it was announced that she was returning for series 4, the internet broke. A lot of people were venemently opposed to her return, some people were ecstatic, and some people determined to remain opinionless.
By the end of series 4 however, her brilliant timing, one-liners, fantastic attitude and general awesomeness had won over almost 100% of the fanbase, and Donna Noble has come to be regarded by many as one of the best things to happen to Doctor Who.
Her tragic exit in Journey's End (which I won't go into for fear of spoiling people/reminding people) bought many a fangirl and boy to tears, of epic proportions. That episode aired last June, and a lot of fans still can't get over it.
Played by Catherine Tate, she was originally written as a one off companion for the 2006 Xmas special "The Runaway Bride". When it was announced that she was returning for series 4, the internet broke. A lot of people were venemently opposed to her return, some people were ecstatic, and some people determined to remain opinionless.
By the end of series 4 however, her brilliant timing, one-liners, fantastic attitude and general awesomeness had won over almost 100% of the fanbase, and Donna Noble has come to be regarded by many as one of the best things to happen to Doctor Who.
Her tragic exit in Journey's End (which I won't go into for fear of spoiling people/reminding people) bought many a fangirl and boy to tears, of epic proportions. That episode aired last June, and a lot of fans still can't get over it.
1. "DONNA NOBLE IS MADE OF AWESOME, OMG!"
2. Donna (to the Doctor): "You great big outerspace dunce."
3. Fan #1: Did you see Journey's End?
Fan #2 : YES. Ohhh it was so sad. Whyyyyyyyyyy Russell?! WHY?!
2. Donna (to the Doctor): "You great big outerspace dunce."
3. Fan #1: Did you see Journey's End?
Fan #2 : YES. Ohhh it was so sad. Whyyyyyyyyyy Russell?! WHY?!
by Doctor-Who-Geek February 17, 2009
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