Noine

An annoying or idiotic way to say "nine," as pronounced by Gary on the Howard Stern Show and popularized by impersonator savant Sour Shoes. Pronounced like "groin."

I have noine pieces of vinyl from noineteen noinety-noine.

by chains_addiction May 20, 2016

Tuesday nooner

When you text your significant other and state that you want to put their vagina in your mouth

Hey Heather, it’s Tuesday . You know what that means? Time for your Tuesday nooner.

by The nooner knows February 7, 2021

mega dank nooner

When you do such a dank whoolie on your motorcycle that the front tire point straight up hence “nooner”

Kyle - “I busted a mega dank nooner right by that cop and as soon as he lit me up I dropped a gear and dusted his ass”

Tod - “sure dude, now can you finish your work you’re still on the clock”

by Professional squid September 24, 2020

Super mega dank nooner

A wheelie so good that the front tire points to our lord and savior valentino rossi. If your bike does not die from oil starvation are you even popping a wheelie

Did you see that squid on the gsxr1000 popping a super mega dank nooner

by Jon nicodem October 15, 2020

Niner-niner

When you say something so stupid, that your friends question your mental stability.

“People in Denmark speak Denmarkese right?”

“Oh my god, you’re a fucking niner-niner”

by yungjonasty November 11, 2020

Ninety-Niners

Lab slang describing a group of quantum-computing researchers that has prepared a Bell-state using a two-qubit entangling gate with a fidelity equal or higher than 99 %.

German lab rat: The Raman laser is not locking again.
Indian lab rat: Hold my beer, I’m tweaking the PID parameters.
Spanish lab rat: Come on guys, without sideband-cooling we’re not Ninety-Niners anymore!

by Hyonoko September 28, 2021

Jobbie Nooner

A huge annual midsummer Friday afternoon boat, booze, beads and boobs party on Gull Island on Lake St Clair, Michigan. Back in the 1980s the auto industry used to hire a bunch of contract designers known as "Jobbies" since they would jump form job to job for an extra 25 cents an hour. On a hot sunny day, they would sometimes leave at noon (pull a nooner) and take their boats for a cruise on Lake St Clair.

Hey, are you blowing off work to go to the Jobbie Nooner?

by steveweree June 28, 2010