negrotiation

The dispute that always occurs when splitting a dinner check among a party of African Americans

Why does splitting the bill with you Huxtables have to be such a negrotiation?

by Henry Robinson May 17, 2007

negrotiation

An attempt to compromise or "negrotiate" with any black person or persons.

Gerald did not want to go to see Mamma Mia!, so I conducted a negrotiation with him.

by panda_face October 6, 2008

French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.

Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!

by Lelarep March 21, 2011

aggressive negotiations

its negotiations, but with a lightsaber

lil orphan ani: "When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations."

by ahsoka.tano July 9, 2020

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages

Taking a giant sherry shit

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004

Negrotiation

a negotiation of some sort between two African Americans

Billy: "Are those two black guys having a drug deal over there?"
Joel: "I think they're having a negrotiation."

by Joel Zimmerman July 8, 2012

Pillow Negotiations

That time between when you've just had a fight with your "lover" and the after sex "pillow talk".

"I hate you!" "You never take me out anymore!"

"You never ask!"

"I didn't know I had to ask!"

---- Pillow negotiations, both parties have realized they had some fault in this matter, so begins the "negotiation" of getting into bed and making up..

Pillow talk follows

by Melofawesome August 27, 2012