nipplecicle

An icicle that forms off of a nipple.

Allen was running shirtless in the winter and developed a wicked nipplecicle.

by CrucifiedPossum January 17, 2008

Nipplecision

Nipplecision is the act of the nip nips being chopped off. Traditionally practiced in Jewish cultures where young boys will get their nipples cut off, similarly to circumcision where the foreskin is cut off. It is preformed by a Nipplecisionist.

Cancel my sons Nipplecision tomorrow.

by Condudes March 4, 2019

Nippleitis

It is a serious allergic reaction to cold weather. When the female nipple becomes, erect.

i have a serious case of nippleitis!

by Leeonz November 27, 2005

Nipplehat

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.

Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”

by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018

nippledick

Where the penis of the male is so small that it resembles a nipple, instead of an actual penis.

Ted : Damn, Yo. I just saw Bobby's dick .. That's a nippledick for sure.

by Lee_UK.Innit. August 7, 2006

Nippleatick

When your talking too a friend and say Nippleatick. in which you grab one of your man boobs and smack someone on the head. preferably taking your boob out!

You: "Hey John!" John: "Hi" You: "Nippleatick!!!!!"
John: "what the fuck!?!?"

by The United States Of America November 5, 2010

nipplelicious

When you see someone that turns you on causing your nipples to get hard.

Damn... look at that chick over there... she be lookin' nipplelicious! (When saying this you should rub your own nipple in a circular fashion while biting your lower lip.)

by Qwazy Dave August 13, 2014