Nippledick Crapsponge

AKA Donald Trump

Nippledick Crapsponge just tweeted that he is the greatest president in the history of the US.

by corsendonkian October 27, 2019

nipplecicle

An icicle that forms off of a nipple.

Allen was running shirtless in the winter and developed a wicked nipplecicle.

by CrucifiedPossum January 17, 2008

Nippleatick

When your talking too a friend and say Nippleatick. in which you grab one of your man boobs and smack someone on the head. preferably taking your boob out!

You: "Hey John!" John: "Hi" You: "Nippleatick!!!!!"
John: "what the fuck!?!?"

by The United States Of America November 5, 2010

nipplelicious

When you see someone that turns you on causing your nipples to get hard.

Damn... look at that chick over there... she be lookin' nipplelicious! (When saying this you should rub your own nipple in a circular fashion while biting your lower lip.)

by Qwazy Dave August 13, 2014

niggledick

(Noun)
1. A small, black dick.

(Verb)
2. The act of fucking but with a small, black dick.

1. Bonquisha: I think my man Tyrone is using his niggledick on someone else...
2. L'Shondra: Tyrone, niggledick me harder!

by Right Nipple March 11, 2017

niddledickin

Doing anything but what you should be doing; a form of procrastination; to be irresponsible; un-knowledgable about something you are currently doing

I asked Tommy to get back to work three times now, but he's just still over there niddledickin around.

I work for a software company and sometimes people call in that know nothing about the product, just a bunch of niddledickers, ya know?

by Jaysu July 27, 2017

nippleback

A backhand way to describe the group commonly known as Nickelback. No one likes them.

Hey, are you listening to Nippleback? I have no respect for you anymore. And I hate your raspy voice.

by Steve Pohler February 1, 2008