nippleometer

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.

I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.

by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006

nipplegasm

Playing with ur nipples till you cum.

I had a wicked nipplegasm last night!

by malimal May 24, 2007

Nippleatick

When your talking too a friend and say Nippleatick. in which you grab one of your man boobs and smack someone on the head. preferably taking your boob out!

You: "Hey John!" John: "Hi" You: "Nippleatick!!!!!"
John: "what the fuck!?!?"

by The United States Of America November 5, 2010

nippleodeon

a television channel dedicated soley to only the finest pornography know to mankind. Shows would include...
Legends of the hidden transvestite, down and dirty with doug, keenan and kielbasa, all that ass, rugmunchers etc.

Yo dude! Did you catch that rugmuncher marathon on nippleodeon last night? That Tommy Big Dil Pickle is a real casanova.

by Big Fucken Evy September 26, 2007

Nippleometer

A visual aid to the outside temperature

Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat

by griggy October 18, 2006

nipplegate

Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson deliberately exposed her entire right breast.

Conservative wackos went apeshit over nipplegate, because they think seeing a boob will scar children for life.

by LuvBoobies February 7, 2007

Nipplecake

1) A nipplecake is a stupid person/poser at life

Stop being a nipplecake.
If you were not such a nipplecake I would like you better.
I never want to see another nipplecake for the rest of my life.
Denny and Katie are nipplecakes.

by sdissy April 1, 2010