Ninjared

when something is taken/stolen in a sneaky way.

Someone ninjared my milk!

by WURK March 21, 2015

ninjatize

1. To make more ninjistic.
2. To completely own or ninjown.
3. To perform a ninja-like act.

1. "Dude how did you get into the movie without a ticket?" - "I ninjatized myself, man."
2. "BOOM HEADSHOT!!! NINJATIZED BIAAAAAATCH!!!"
3. "This chick wouldn't shut the fuck up, so I ninjatized that bitch with the back of my hand."

by a ninjistic ninja who ninjitizes December 31, 2008

ninjaries

When you have a small injury and you don't know how you got it.

"Dude, where did these bruises come from?"

"I dunno man, must be ninjaries."

by Gwyndylynn Rachelle April 13, 2014