ninjagasm

when a ninja comes into your house at 2:45 am while your sleeping and sticks his penis into your left ear and cums out your right ear and that he eats all you your grandma's soup.

"Man! I think I had a ninjagasm last night! I woke up with some sticky stuff coming out of my right ear and all of my grandma's soup was gone!

by ciaraiswhore June 12, 2011

Ninjafastness

The ability to move with the same speed as a ninja without actually being one

He caught the beer he dropped using his Ninjafastness

by Chip1987 July 30, 2012

ninjatastic

combination of ninja, and fantastic. used to describe things that are, well, ninjatastic.

dude, my car is completely ninjatastic.

by Mechanic June 26, 2004

NinjaMasterBeta

NinjaMasterBeta is a cool guy.

Wow NinjaMasterBeta, you are cool!

by John Kimble April 8, 2004

Ninja-mas

Only the best holiday ever. On December 3rd you have the chance to dress and act like the beloved ninja.

Dude1- I can't wait for ninja-mas!

Dude2- I alredy have my ninja stars polished!

by Samankerrkid November 24, 2009

Ninjawasp

a) a sexy, sneaky (ninjalike), hot chick, she walks like she's got feathers for feet

b) someone who takes two cocks at once, not afraid of anything,

DAMN! shit Joe look to your right that ninjawasp be looking fly as shit!

by VDsexylover May 28, 2011

Ninjamanition

To be entirely super human and be in the posession of insanely intense skills.
The next step from ninja.

Person 1 :: "Dude i just picked a lock with a Q-tip!"
Person 2 :: "That's so ninjamanition."

by Elle Robertson June 16, 2008