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ninja gas mask

when someone puts there shirt over there face making them look like a ninja after someone farts in a closed off area like a car or elevator
Guy 1: *farts*
Guy 2: *puts shirt over nose*
Guy 3: oh god that stinks
Guy 2: hm good thing im using my ninja gas mask
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Masturbation Ninja

One who can masturbate/masturbates everywhere they have gone/are without fear of being caught, with any object, without being seen, heard, or others having suspicion of the action of masturbation, any where, any time, and any place.
Student #1: Hey man, I whacked off in biology today.
Student #2: HOLY HELL! Did you get caught?
Student #1: Hell no I didn't, I am a freaking Masturbation Ninja.
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Guy #1: I jizzed all over my friends moms bra last night while he was in the same room.
Guy #2: What!? He didn't see you?
Guy #1: Shit no, he was sleeping.
Guy #2: Good thing you're a Masturbation Ninja.
Guy #1: Damn right.
by gregmastersensai November 20, 2009
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The masturbating ninja technique

When a gentlemen decides to enter the masturbatory stage of his day, he may decide to deploy the homo sapien style (standing up) only to realize his t-shirt drops down into penile range. To avoid ejaculate or any lubratory means being transferred onto ones personnel, the ninja technique is engaged by whipping the front flap of the t-shirt over the head to create a warm, stylish, and protective measure against the army of unbelievable stickiness.
Policeman 1: "We found this fine young lad frozen to death here in the arctic tundra'.
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
Policeman 1: "Correctomundo. If only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through".
Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
by dirk digglett March 31, 2015
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super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom

The most awesome title in the world.....there can only be one and until he resigns and passes the title on no one else can claim it....currently held by a one Mr. Andy Schmitt
yarrr I'm the best cuz im the super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom!!!!
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NinjaMaster29

"What's a joe shoe?"

A NinjaMaster29 is someone who slightly knows the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure,

and they know JoJo through memes.

It is someone who only knows part 3 and the latest animated part of JoJo,
and their favorite fight is probably Jotaro vs Dio from Stardust Crusaders.
Guys, we found a NinjaMaster29 in this discord server.
by iAmTheBigGamer March 17, 2020
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NinjaMasterBeta

NinjaMasterBeta is a cool guy.
Wow NinjaMasterBeta, you are cool!
by John Kimble April 8, 2004
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Ninjamas

The replacement holiday for Christmas built on the belief that Santa is actually a Ninja due to his ability to get in and out of houses undetected. This holiday is typically followed 7 days later by New Chuck's Eve.
Merry Ninjamas
by EvilSpyBoy May 9, 2010
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