when someone puts there shirt over there face making them look like a ninja after someone farts in a closed off area like a car or elevator
Guy 1: *farts*
Guy 2: *puts shirt over nose*
Guy 3: oh god that stinks
Guy 2: hm good thing im using my ninja gas mask
Guy 2: *puts shirt over nose*
Guy 3: oh god that stinks
Guy 2: hm good thing im using my ninja gas mask
by imnotpedobearbtwwantsomecandy July 27, 2010
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Student #1: Hey man, I whacked off in biology today.
Student #2: HOLY HELL! Did you get caught?
Student #1: Hell no I didn't, I am a freaking Masturbation Ninja.
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Guy #1: I jizzed all over my friends moms bra last night while he was in the same room.
Guy #2: What!? He didn't see you?
Guy #1: Shit no, he was sleeping.
Guy #2: Good thing you're a Masturbation Ninja.
Guy #1: Damn right.
Student #2: HOLY HELL! Did you get caught?
Student #1: Hell no I didn't, I am a freaking Masturbation Ninja.
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Guy #1: I jizzed all over my friends moms bra last night while he was in the same room.
Guy #2: What!? He didn't see you?
Guy #1: Shit no, he was sleeping.
Guy #2: Good thing you're a Masturbation Ninja.
Guy #1: Damn right.
by gregmastersensai November 20, 2009
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Policeman 1: "We found this fine young lad frozen to death here in the arctic tundra'.
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
Policeman 1: "Correctomundo. If only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through".
Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
Policeman 1: "Correctomundo. If only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through".
Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
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by super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom May 7, 2004
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A NinjaMaster29 is someone who slightly knows the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure,
and they know JoJo through memes.
It is someone who only knows part 3 and the latest animated part of JoJo,
and their favorite fight is probably Jotaro vs Dio from Stardust Crusaders.
A NinjaMaster29 is someone who slightly knows the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure,
and they know JoJo through memes.
It is someone who only knows part 3 and the latest animated part of JoJo,
and their favorite fight is probably Jotaro vs Dio from Stardust Crusaders.
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by John Kimble April 8, 2004
Get the NinjaMasterBeta mug.The replacement holiday for Christmas built on the belief that Santa is actually a Ninja due to his ability to get in and out of houses undetected. This holiday is typically followed 7 days later by New Chuck's Eve.
Merry Ninjamas
by EvilSpyBoy May 9, 2010
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