nif

finger rape.
Nifed is nif in pass tense
Jill got nifed. Or im going to nif you.
by KILLSTRUCTO February 05, 2008
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nif

(n) Term used to describe one who has a sexual affection for Norse goddesses and/or grey pajamas.
"Nif wants to get it on with Freya."
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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nif mag

his sis found his nif mags!
by yyou November 02, 2003
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nif-nof

Nif-Nof is another way or feminine way of calling someone an idiot or fool, or even a complete douche without being rude.
'you are such a nif-nof' - you are such an idiot!!
by leesmiffy1993 October 10, 2011
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Nif's law

"If something looks like the work of a retard, it probably is."
Slime Today at 3:43 PM
normies demand every character be deeply fleshed out and morally ambiguous
when obvious villains and heroes create compelling narratives
I've seen normies unironically complain that you're "forced" to be the warrior of light in FFXIV
this says a lot about society when people can't relate to heroes
:jocker:
Clone Today at 3:54 PM
:hesrightjocker: :jocker:
an ambiguous complex relationship where the hero and villain can agree on some things and disagree on others is more interesting then a straightforward simple "durr u kill peepo u bad i kill u :brainlet: "
straightforward good vs. evil scenarios are demonstrative of black and white thinking
black and white thinking people are not creative and can't create interesting narratives or scenarios
that's not to say you can't have a black and white scenario from time to time, situations that are fairly straightforward like that do occur
but if it's your bread and butter then it's cringe :gangcringe~2:

Nif Today at 4:13 PM
You hes righted the exact thing you argued against
Good reading comprehension you macro autist

Brandon Today at 4:35 PM

Fuck it, nif's law.
by Joseph Huggins December 16, 2020
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Cuh-nif-E

Chef: hey hand me that Cuh-nif-E!

Chef 2 : *visible confusion*
by wildpannda March 08, 2022
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nif gan

A Person than gives an aura of having shit their pants roughly 20-50 seconds ago
you are a nif gan
by NERGLEX April 02, 2024
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