nicken chugget

This is a better way of saying "chicken nugget". This is because it sounds funnier and makes it sound like your having a stroke.

Mcdonalds employee: What can I get for you sir?
You: gimmie uhh ... nicken chugget
Him/Her: Oh ... My ... God. THE PROFICY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

The whole Mcdonalds chanting to the rythym of Hooked On A feeling by Blue Swede: NICKEN CHUGGET, NICKEN NICKEN, NICKEN CHUGGET,

by I_knowhere_urmom_is( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 15, 2019

Hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

When a person is so (ugly) or has alot of marks on their face that their face looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels.......the hot nickels would leave disfiguring marks.

Yo man, she's so (ugly) that her face looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

His acne left his face so effed up that he looks like he got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

by JERSEY BOY 70 June 14, 2016

Roll The Nickels

If you roll the nickels you are the king. You are a money maker and you decide who does what and where they do it at.

*knocking at door*

*door opens*

Chuck: Hey man I really need to take a shit in your toilet.

John: No way use your's! Sarah's coming over soon and I'm still trying to fuck her. You're not gonna ruin my chances tonight.

Chuck: Can't, didn't have enough money for the water this month. Let me in or I'll do it right here, it's gonna be messy.

John: For christ's sake get a job you bum.

Chuck: What for? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.

by mehralsmensch April 16, 2011

sock full of hot nickels

a plausible explanation of why a girl is so ugly.

Sara's got a nice body, but it looks like she got hit in the face with a sock full of hot nickels.

by Lou Knox August 19, 2008

nickelslinger

Some stupid bitch that ain’t playin with u head ass

Damn. I guess that bitch be one nickelslinger onme tho.

by Urmomisbiggay May 19, 2018

stack of nickels

the shrunken state of the penis after existing a cold swimming pool

Dude, I can't go skinny dipping with those girls. They might laugh at my stack of nickels.

by Peeper1818 February 9, 2010

Fudge Nickels

when you can't curse bec uase your parents will slap you in the face, so this is the subsitution for any thing you do wrong and you can't curse and say fudge nickels!

"Ugh fudge nickels!, i forgot my banana in the mail box!"

by piicklex3 November 12, 2009