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NFC

NFC, an acronym for "No Fat Chicks", can be used in multiple ways. It can be applied to simply represent a woman with large body mass - such as "did you see that NFC", a label - such as "NFC Emily", or as a literal translation of its meaning; "Come check to my party - NFC!"

While derogatory, its generally considered good taste not to tell NFC's what the acronym means. If confronted as to the meaning by a whale-like female, come up with a definition; "No fucking clue", "Nice facial caricatures", etc. It's imperative you dont let an NFC know what the definition is - lest you be sat on by a large mass of carbon, water, and ugly.
"DID YOU SEE THAT NFC? MOBY DICK AT 6 O'CLOCK!"
"Ok - invite people to the throwdown, but NFC"
"I enjoy watching NFCs fight; especially when its full contact. Its like a cheap version of pay per view sumo wrestling"
by dtrinh November 12, 2008
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nfc east

By far the worst division in professional football, if you are a fan of a team in the NFC East then you are most likely suicidal. This division has the Cowboys who believe they’re the best even though they haven’t been good since the 80’s, along with the Eagles who’s players are about as trashy as their fans. There are also the Giants in this division who manage to draft amazing players like OBJ and Saquon Barkley and manage to waste their talent because the coaching is awful and there is no such thing as a good offensive line for this team. Then there is the Washington Football team who doesn’t even have a name and will manage to either have a horrible quarterback in play or destroy the careers of the good ones with the likes of RG3 and Alex Smith. Every year all these teams manage to lose most their games unless they’re the Cowboys only because they’re handed the easiest schedule in the league every season and then get absolutely slammed by a good team in playoffs. These teams would probably lose to some D2 college football teams.
Person 1: Hey do you know who’s leading the NFC East right now ?
Person 2: Does it matter ? They’ll all go 8-8 at best just to be blown out in the first round of playoffs.
by NKADR October 11, 2020
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I thought this was an NFCA Party!
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NFC

No Fucking Clue. Used to explain a lack of information on a subject. See also NFI
Bob: What are you gonna do tonight dude?
Tom: NFC!
by DocSnappy February 6, 2008
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An extreme level of boredom where your brain just decides to press keys a see whats gonna happen
Bro, I'm so tired urrggg

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NFC

The NFC is the original conference in the NFL.
by themoosman July 28, 2008
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