Neymar

A diver who should be a swimmer.

Neymar is really good at swimming!

by Chink_Chonk March 2, 2017

neymaring

faking an injury. usually done in sports.

Our them told the opposing team player to stop neymaring.

by patcat January 13, 2019

Neymar

to roll over the floor like your having a drunk seizure when a person tries to do something with you. Then to cry like 2-month old toddler who just crapped their pants

Sergio Ramos was awoken by toast, he rolled over the floor and did a neymar

by #NameMaker July 25, 2018

Neymar

Some mistaken him for a professional dancer doing the worm but that's just his play style.

Neymar the flopper

by 15-9-14-11 December 10, 2018

Neymar

A fat faker who likes to party. He doesn't like PSG. He is a bad influence for Mbappe,n and worst of all, he's brazillian.

Fan: Get off the bloody floor Neymar! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

neymar jr

the most beautiful man to ever walk on earth. he is an amazing futbol player and deserves a worldcup.

max: WOW NEYMAR JR IS SO FINE!

by bigbootysex December 16, 2022

Neymar Effect

When you hate someone's guts, yet you still want to fuck them brainless.

Person 1: "Wow, I hate Justin Bieber but I'd definitely fuck him!"
Person 2: "That's called the Neymar Effect."

by Thibaut July 20, 2014