Newport

Nobody
Eat
Wet
Pussy
On
Rag
Time

You seen dat girl yo', it's that time of da month so don't newport her.

by theonenonly84 November 14, 2009

Newport

Niggas Either Winning Pimpin Or Runining Things

Why do we black folks smoke newports ? because Niggas Either Winning Pimpin Or Runining Things

by Stan the man AKA traveling mac September 19, 2004

newport

Newport, South Wales, another chav hot-spot badly in need of a WMD. Sandwich filling between Bristol and Cardiff like a bug between a road and a shoe. The Romans abondoned the area around 410ad and the British Labour Party eventually took over, hence it remains a ruin. The river Usk flows through it and the M4 goes past it. Never stop or you'll lose your hubcaps. Scene of Chaterist Rebellion and the founding of the Trade Union Movement, so not all bad news. Nice on the outskirts.

Newport Highlights;
Ringland, Alway, Somerton & Duffryn council estates designed by 1960's graduate town planners on speed, now scenic backdrops to Mordor; Pil for the final volcano scene.
Everything-for-a-Pound Shops.
Splendind Transporter Bridge (now that is a work of engineering art)
The Steel Works (now abandoned too)

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

Newport

Never Eat Wet Pussy On Rainy Tuesday.

Yo mang! Gimme some of the Rainy Tuesdays. Newport mang!

by bdid69 May 14, 2010

newport

Never
Eat
Wet
Pussy
On
Rainy
Tuesdays

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words. That example was already submitted.

by Ryan September 17, 2005

Newport

Never
Eat
Wrinkled
Pussy
Or
Rotten
Titties

A: Hey, What does Newport stand for?
B:Oh, it just means never eat wrinkled pussy or rotten titties...

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

newport

Music City Of South Wales!!
Along with the bad attitude wanna-be trendies, and no good cunts to accompany them, the ex-town city is now being done up to resemble cardiff,.....pffft!!

by dtv November 3, 2003