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nemestreet

A lightly-trafficked cross street that always holds you up with a red light - often one which takes FOREVER to turn green.
I'd have made it on time to my waxing were it not for my nemestreet. Willoughby Avenue parked me for what seemed like five minutes and not one car or pedestrian crossed the intersection!
by SHLA October 1, 2010
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fake newstards

The Obstructionist in Chief’s favorite nickname for journalists.
Hey you fake newstards, why don’t you ever ask me about my personal use of disinfectant or hydroxychloroquine anymore?
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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Newsted

The term "Newsted'd" originaly derived from the 2nd bass player for metallica Jason Newsted, and it can mean many things.

1) To replace something / someone and have it never live up to the expectations of the original thing / person.

2) To be a bass player in a band and have your bass almost completely cut out of the mix so that you can't hear it.

3) To be generically owned by someone else in the sense that the ownee was left out or isolated by the ownerer.
1) Oh man, i totally got newsted'd when i bought this new car my old one completely owns it.

Billy dumped his girlfriend Veronica because he felt totally newsted'd when he compared her to his previous girlfriend.

2) I'm quitting my band they totally newsted'd me on our last CD.

3) Dude we just totally newsted'd that wanker at the shops, we told him we were going into the titty bar… but really we went into another titty bar!
by Flahn Premium Light January 30, 2007
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Newstead Wood

A place where toilet doors are non-existent, let alone locks for them.
Angela: I need to go to the toilet.
Claire: Hopefully someone won't walk in because there aren't any locks...
Angela: No locks?! What is this place?!
Claire: If you're lucky, you'll get a toilet with a door.
Angela: You're kidding.
Claire: Nope.
Angela: I'll hold it... This place is such a Newstead Wood!
by Believer In Toilet Doors April 14, 2014
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Fox Newstard

A disparaging term for someone whose mind is so undeveloped and inadequate that they rely solely on this news channel.
The Moron in Chief sets a fine example for all Americans by being the poster boy Fox Newstard.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 22, 2019
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Newstainment

Newstainment is the product of 24 hour news stations which are a combination of news and entertainment. The news portions fill in the space between the entertainment which is what gets the viewers. Some stations like to also use exaggeration, innuendo and deceptive practices like splicing stock footage of crowds into a story to make it look more newsworthy. They all have a slant to one ideology or another but that is mainly to appeal to their newstainment audience who do not like hearing confusing viewpoints that disagree with or are different than their own. Negative news stories about the ideological opposition is a staple of Newstainment.
"Did you see the newstainment piece on the tea party rally? The crowd there was huge, now that is entertainment errr news."

"Did you see how rude Kanye West was when he grabbed the microphone from Taylor Swift and said that Beyonce should of won the MTV VMA right in the middle of Taylor Swifts' acceptance speech?"

"No, where did you see that?"

"It was on the 24 hr newstainment channels for 20 hours a day last week. How could you have missed it! Oh yeah I think they also mentioned something about that psycho Osama releasing another tape, not too sure though."
by JohnnyCrackCorn February 4, 2010
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newstyle

something that exemplifies current trends.
wesley was kicking back newstyle
by wes riley February 13, 2009
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