A small electronic device not designed for playing
music at anything like public address volume, used by morons to demonstrate their godawful taste in
music to a rightfully ungrateful public.
Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of
bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk
shite like the rest of the civilised world.
Sound from other end of bus or
train: "Tssh tssh tssh"
Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which
nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"