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netto

A cheap/knockoff neko. Or cat.
I love nettos!
Dude, it's nekos. Sheesh
by Rofl2 November 15, 2009
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Netto

"Netto" is a Danish supermarket. Its very popular in the Danish youth.
"gutter lad os ramme netto og fyre noget cocio"
"100 procent det bliver fucking frååååååd"
by Fuldginger September 11, 2020
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Netto Blaster

A small electronic device not designed for playing music at anything like public address volume, used by morons to demonstrate their godawful taste in music to a rightfully ungrateful public.

Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.
Sound from other end of bus or train: "Tssh tssh tssh"

Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"
by Mu Cow February 11, 2008
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Netto Ghetto

defines an area so poor and rough and full of drug dealers, the shopping centres are full of shit supermarkets and bargain basement stores, like Netto, Pound Stretcher and Aldi, cos that's all people in Netto Ghettos can afford cos they spend all their money on Crack
You want me to come with you to Mansfield?? fuck off!! it's a right NETTO GHETTO!!
by AL April 26, 2004
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netto basher

Somebody who bashes netto.
by LUBE101 April 26, 2009
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netto shopper

by My May 14, 2003
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Netto uddannelse

En kandidatuddannelse, hvor der er 20% arbejdsløshed eller derover, så personen med kandidatuddannelsen ender med at arbejde i Netto.
Hunser en Netto uddannelse
by JørTøn50 May 6, 2024
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