Neti Pot

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and his semen shoots out of her other nostril.

Roger executed the perfect Neti Pot on Heidi, which almost caused her to weep jizz.

by King Deucey December 17, 2008

Neti Pee

The sexual act of partially inserting ones penis into a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) nostril, and emptying your bladder. Because of the anatomy of the sinus cavity, pee will come shooting out the other nostril... thus cleaning out the sinus of any impurities, more or less. Like the Neti Pot.

Shannon: what the helll do you think you are doing? get your penis away from my nose!
Andy: ever heard of the Neti Pot, or Neti Squeeze?
Shannon: yes, but what does that... oh no you don't!!!
Andy: oh yes I do... hold on tight, shut your eyes, here comes the Neti Pee. SHAZAAAAM!!

by apound21 December 5, 2009

Neti Pot

When a guy ejaculates in someones nose and it goes in one nostril and out the other.

Last night Frank totally neti potted in my nose... it was AWESOME! My sinuses are so clear!!

by A$billsinthehouse November 22, 2011

Neti potted

During oral sex, when your partner squirts so hard it shoots up your nostrils.

Right before this bitch threw the towel at me and said wipe yourself off, she neti potted me; my girl loves oral so much she neti pots me daily and she’s better than Vick’s vaporub

by Dr. Evil Poppy December 4, 2020

Neti pot

(Verb) the act of urinating into someone's nostril, and watching it pour out of the other nostril.

Bro, I neti potted that chick, I had half of my dick up her nose and it sprayed out the other nostril like a hose.

by Christopher_aaron April 4, 2017

Neti Hot Pot

A Neti Hot Pot is used to clear your nasal cavities. Where a normal Neti Pot uses a saline solution, a Neti Hot Pot uses hot diarrhea. The Neti Hot Pot spout is poured into the top nostril and drained through lower nostril while head is tilted to the side. Make sure you have enough hot diarrhea to run Neti Hot Pot through both nostrils.

Paul was stuffed up and was having trouble breathing normally so Mike ate several orders of taco bell, drank a pepsi and filled up a Neti Hot Pot for Paul to use.

by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019

Neti Pot

When a girl is giving you that vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 head, that you cum so much that it comes out her nose.

Homie 1: "How did it go with that girl you met last night?"
Homie 2: "Yo, she blew me off so good, I Neti Potted her shit!"

by GoofyGoozler12 November 1, 2020