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Nesterday

1. When a 5 year old is trying to explain what he did or is going to do or tell you about something but, since he has no concept yet in length of time to when it really happened or will in the future.

2. A generic "fill-in the blank" day when you really don't know or care about the right answer or your not really going to do it in the first place and blow it off.
Mom: So, Billy when did you make that gift for me at school?Billy answers very excited with a big proud of himself smile: "Oh, I made it like Nesterday or the day before or something!"

Or for the adult with a 5 year olds attitude: when someone calls you requesting a payment of some sort and wants to make arrangements and you answer them with (attitude of course) "Ya, I can pay you like uhm, nesterday. Usually then you end the phone call by giving them "click"and hanging up.

yesterday last time next time never last week next week some day day
by GiaMamaMia February 11, 2010
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nesterggg

Really cool Mexican Tik Toker.
This iconic person has trolled over 1 million people on many platforms.
"I want to be mutuals with nesterggg"
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neener

(knee-nuhr) interj. An interjection typically used to taunt, ridicule, or boast.
"No thanks to you, but I was able to score the last tickets to the show tonight, and you're not going with me, so neener!"
by cowinator October 9, 2003
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Neener-neener

Word of jest or teasing. Similar to saying "ha-ha" or sticking a tongue out at someone.
How was the cafeteria food? I had homecooked turkey and potatoes! Neener-neener!
by Schaum February 11, 2003
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Adrienne Nesser

Adrienne Nesser, is the woman married to frontman Billie Joe Armstrong of punk band Green Day. They married on July 2nd 1994 and later had to sons, Joseph Marcicano Armstrong and Jakob Danger Armstrong.
Adrienne Nesser is the only woman I will ever love ~ Billie Joe Armstrong
by Rebecca Louise April 16, 2006
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Neuner Trap

The neuner trap is a maneuver pulled by either - inviting a girl over, and getting her too drunk to drive home, while you yourself get above the legal intoxication level to drive as well, or pulling the reverse at their place of residence. Upon her wishing to go home, you simply reply "I/ you are too drunk to drive. You should just crash here. You can sleep in my bed..." At this point, you take advantage of the successful maneuver, and have officially ended your night with a score.
Tessa- "I'm getting tired. I think I should probably head home"

Derrick-" I think you're too drunk to drive. I'm not even seeing straight. You should probably just stay over here. You can crash in my bed"

Tessa- "I guess so..."

Derrick to himself- "Neuner Trap accomplished...."
by e=McHammerd December 28, 2010
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nester

a person who lines a toilet seat with toilet paper, paper towels or some other paper product before using a public toilet, then leaves the "nest" of paper on the seat, to the chagrin of everyone else who uses the restroom.
Did you see the goddamn bathroom? The fucking nester left his fucking nest on the toilet again.
by jotis August 3, 2007
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