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Neville Longbottom

The best person in Harry Potter. He full on stands up to Lord Voldemort in the last one. And your just like HELL YEAH!
Puberty also made him hot.
Person 1: DAAAAYUUUM, WHO'S DAT?
Person 2: Oh that brave hottie is Neville Longbottom
by strawberiiya July 30, 2011
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Neville's Haze

Pedigree: Almost pure Haze with just a hint of Indica (Northern Lights).

Strength: The most potent variety of its kind on or off the market. Not recommended for inexperienced smokers - too trippy - too profound.

Flowering Times: Indoors: should be started under 12 hours of lights. The earliest will finish in 14 weeks (25%). Those that take much longer than this are usually discarded as not practical.

Outdoors: should be grown in the Tropics + started just before the on set of autumn. Yields are surprisingly good - the longer flowering time is usually compensated with extra large yields, both in and outdoors. Not for the novice smoker or grower.

Neville's Haze has fluffy buds, a very long flowering period and delivers an intense rushing high. Neville's Haze marijuana has a complex aroma that almost smells like a plant other than a cannabis. Haze is a strain that could have many medical applications. Early flowering plant, can be grown both indoors and outdoors. Mostly Sativa. Good harvests can be expected. Neville’s Haze combines the original Haze - an almost psychedelic tropical Sativa - with one quarter Northern Lights - a powerful, heavy-hitting Indica. The result is a tall, thick-budding plant with a truly out-of-this-world high. This is not one for the casual smoker!

Neville’s Haze gains height like its Sativa parent, meaning that rooted clones and new seedlings can be put in a 12 hour flowering almost cycle immediately.
Stoner 1: Yo, i just copped some Neville's Haze.
Stoner 2: that shit is supoosed to be some super fiyah shit.
by 718phenom February 5, 2010
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neville longbottom

a kid who seems like a loser who is scared of his granny, but later in the series he becomes more of a bamf. we find out that his parents were bamfs. he hooks up with harry potter's girl before harry potter. he becomes a genius at growing herbs and plants. and he kills voldemort's snake
neville longbottom is the american dream of bamf-erry except that he's british
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neville longbottom

the wussie that became a badass.
"I killed that bitch's snake"
-Neville Longbottom
by Christine F. October 11, 2007
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Neville Cock

A rare sexually transmitted disease that is incurable, also known as "Genital Nevilleca"
"Shit man I think that girl had Neville Cock because my dicks been pretty itchy since last night"
by NotHoodzey December 3, 2020
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Neville Longbottom

(n)

A forgetful, goofy wizard who became rebellious and bad-ass (see BAMF). A fellow Gryffindor in Harry's year (see Harry Potter), Neville used to be shy, friendless, tearful, forgetful, and a bit of a loser.
However, in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Neville became one of the most BAMFW (Bad Ass Mother Fucker Wizards) in the world. :)
B.A.M.F. moments of Neville Longbottom, in "Deathly Hallows":

1. He killed Nagini, Voldemort's snake, with the Gryffindor sword, whilst his head was on fire.
2. He stood up to Voldemort, saying boldly he wouldn't join them until 'Hell freezes over'.

3. He stood up to the Carrows, asking them how much Muggle blood they've got.
4. He kept recruiting Dumbledore's Army even after Harry, Ron and Hermione had left.
by Average_jo October 26, 2009
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Norvilled

In the area of Human Resources, if you have an outgoing employee who is either loved

and/or cared for a great deal, or they are unbearable, and you have someone who is not quite available yet who fits the bill perfectly, you hire an employee temporarily not telling them that their position is temporary, wherein they bear the brunt of disdain and bad feelings of friends, fans, or fellow employees and is fired on some trumped up charge to get the final or “permanent” projected employee.
This is named after the famous dynamic between beloved morning anchor Jane Pauley leaving her post on the Today show, replaced with the hapless pawn Deborah Norville, who took all the slings, arrows, hatred and derision from the public, forcing her OUT of the position, only to be replaced by Katie Couric waiting in the wings. Have YOU ever been “Norvilled”?
by OmegaRat1 May 2, 2012
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