Nerdoscopes

The type of big nerdy specs that are as thick the bottom of a bottle

Hey, check out the English teacher's new nerdoscopes ! She looks like she's got 2 jam-jars strapped to her face

by Bruce the Trucker March 22, 2019

nerdometer

nerd-o-meter /nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the degree to which a person or persons perform or engage in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/

adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/

n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/

n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə-‘mεt-rIks/

You guys really set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that.

by Nerdometrist June 5, 2010

neomodernism

1950's modernist design re-interpreted for supermodernity. Porsche automotive design

Neomodernism is Porsche design

by sandraxine August 3, 2017

Finding Nemo

Prior to anal sex a clownfish is inserted into the girls rectum. You then proceed to give her the anal pounding her father never would. After you are finished insert your hand into her anus until you have located the fish. Successful completion of the move requires you to remove your hand while grasping the fish in a closed fist. Also known as the salty cookie jar.

Andrea didn’t care for the anal but came buckets when I was finding Nemo.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

nerdophilia

Strong erotic affinity, preference or fixation with people who display a high level of intellectual ability and below-average social skills.

The wealth and popularity of online entrepreneurs has made nerdophilia more socially acceptable than ever. Geeks and nerds are suddenly moving up in the hotness scale...

by Virginia Ottenlips July 25, 2011

Nereo

Only one of the Most interesting guys in the world. "He doesn't always Drink, but when he does... he's around gorgeous girls."

He's Kind, Sweet, Caring and Still Single.

His name is very unique and come's from the Saint named St.Nereus.

Girls: Wow that guy is such a douche, I wish he was more like Nereo.
Girl: I Wish I could date Nereo.

Guys: I wish I was more like Nereo.

by chanfr July 23, 2012

nemo hoes

Snoop Dogg's alias on his YouTube show - Snoop "needs more hoes" aka "nemo hoes"

Snoop: Wassup it's yo boi big Snoop Dogg aka Nemo Hoes

by UnicornSheriff March 19, 2015