nertlerb

An attention whoring device preferred by urban bovine.

That cow on the internet won't quit using that stupid "nertlerb" word it made up.

by boxcar_fritz December 28, 2009

nerdlete

A nerd that is good at athletics; short for a nerdy athlete.

Person 1: He can solve math equations AND pass advance the shuttle run!?

Person 2: Man, what a nerdlete.

by PersonThatSaysAyeChihuahua October 2, 2017

purple nerple

Sneaking up on your buddy and twisting his nipple so hard he gets a bruise.

Any nipple-twisting action inflicted on a male by surprise and with enough force to elicit a loss of composure accompanied with possible screams and/or bruising of the afflicted area.

Ross ambushed Trevor in the hall and gave him a purple nerple.

by Happy T. Fluke June 17, 2006

nermel

A half hard, half soft boner. Usually brought on by too much alcohol/drugs. Can be counteracted with half to a full 80 mg. tab of Viagra, depending on how much alcohol/drugs you have consumed.

Dude 1: Hey man that chick totally wants you, are you gonna take her home?

Dude 2: Don't think so man, all i could give her is a nermel.

by peteypablo204 December 8, 2009

Nermiearmy

This is the subscribers to Alex Day(a.k.a. nerimon) secret YouTube channel, nermiearmyhq.

His secret one you mean? Yeah, I'm in the Nermiearmy.

by Savvy Has No Life July 15, 2011

nerile

The most amazing person,she's beautiful but her life is messy BUT very adventurous

"I'm a horrible person,I want to be a Nerile"

by Itsbritneybiatch June 22, 2020

nerble

to masturbate whilst wearing a suit of armor

i was nerbling in the fortress

by Sarah & Mark January 21, 2005