nejus

Black Jesus

Bill Cosby

by Hectoirre March 20, 2004

NEJU

Stands for: Not even joking you

In other words:
This is totally true

I am completely serious

Honestly

I went to the shops today and bread had gone up 30p a loaf, NEJU!

My car has broken down, NEJU!

I totally like that girl/guy, NEJU!

by mylescj41 March 25, 2013

nemusf

raging horny lesbian

you are such a nemusf

by Carey Guillaume November 3, 2003

Nermut

A lizard that travels through space and give orders to members of the crew of the Bargerian Jade. Probably a discord mod.

Person 1: Who told you to do that?

Person 2: Orders straight from Nermut

by Nermut Bundaloy December 30, 2021

Nemunas

The mythical god of UNO reverse and the greatest swimmer the whole multiverse has ever seen...........................

Hey mate did Nemunas win the latest annual multiverse swimming tournament?
Hell yeah he even crushed POSEIDON (the GOD of ocean)

by Nemunas the god of reverse UNO June 9, 2020

nemus

a derogatory term that can be used in any situation

"Man you are such a nemus!"
"What a fuckin' nemus."
"Look at that nemus; what a loser."
..etc

by deshawnee May 13, 2005

Netmug

Egocentric internet user

Someone who believes that their knowledge of computers and the internet is much greater than it actually is.

John said he would help me with setting up my internet connection but it turned out he's a netmug with no knowledge what so ever!

by mmwalker March 20, 2011