NEEP

Bit LESS aggressive than TWAT.
Bit MORE aggressive than TWIT.
NEEP!

You're such a fucking NEEP!

by Bangers!!! July 11, 2018

neeps

Neeps an old Scottish slang word for mashed turnip, a root vegetable

"on rabbie burns night, you eat Haggis, Neeps and Tatties"
on Robert Burns night, you eath Haggis, Mashed Turnip and Mashed Potatos

by Scotlands Voice September 3, 2012

neep

A super tiny frog that is less than a centimeter in length.

Oh snap, there's a neep on my finger!!!

by blahneepblah June 14, 2009

Neep

1.Scottish word for turnip.

2.A person with downs syndrome.

Guy 1: What's wrong with that guy over there?

Guy 2: I think he might be a Neep, poor guy.

by HatNairyFigger March 7, 2019

Neep

A person who has a small penis and enjoys the act of frantic masturbation.

My mate's a right Neep, he won't stop playing with his tiny cock!

by Hunter April 24, 2005

Neep

verb; to complain

Stop neeping about bad sex and try something different.

by Neep-o-lot May 9, 2011

neep

Using the brunch mentality (the in-between meal for breakfast and lunch), neep is a word to describe a period of rest longer than a nap but shorter than a full-blown sleep.

"I ran to the store, dropped the kids off at school, took a neep, then made dinner".

by DMCG April 19, 2006